Soon, school bells will be ringing (do they even have those anymore?) and summer-weary parents will once again not have to endure whines of "I'm bored!!" from kids who don't want to walk 15 feet away from their X-Box 360 to jump in the pool.
As I've driven past some of the District's schools, I've noticed a growing sense of manic preparation in eager anticipation of newly-arriving students next week.
I've also noticed the following sign and have to wonder:
Is there any other kind?
Enjoy that readin', writin', and 'rithmatic.
I think that means the schools won't charge for crack and Saturday Night Specials. Our federal government will pay for everything! Sweet.
ReplyDeleteBut, the kids will still need to get their own pencils and glue sticks.