Seen outside Bolton's Turkey Farm in Silverdale as dozens of cars tried to squeeze into the parking lot (NOTE: If you've never been to Bolton's, there's a very good reason why hordes of people were descending on it. Boltons is that good):
|Swans-Punks of the Bird World|
Actually, come to think of it, does anyone crave a good ole piece of swan during the holidays? Or ever?
Now, as far as those obnoxious poop machines, the Canadian Geese, there is such a thing as a Christmas Goose.
They better not turn their backs on me.