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Friday, August 17, 2012
Hadda Do Something With That Leftover Blue Paint
Don't think the neighbors will be too happy, though
We're a little over two hours away from York (between Quakertown and Doylestown). We have Mennonites (i.e., Amish who can drive), two Wawas, Dunkin' Donuts, a turkey farm, cranky old people, and a guy who pushes a shopping cart full of cans down Route 113. We also had a brothel disguised as a massage parlor (gee, who saw that coming?) until those pushy Mennonites had it closed down. They replaced it with a hairdresser which gives away free beer, though. So it's not a total loss. Oh, yeah...we also apparently have hills. Our motto: "Hilltown: The Way Life Should Be. If You Have Low Standards"
Tar Heel fans down here in North Cackalacky would love that porch 'cause its Carolina blue. Hey, I'm originally from York, PA. Don't know Hilltown.
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ReplyDeleteWe're a little over two hours away from York (between Quakertown and Doylestown). We have Mennonites (i.e., Amish who can drive), two Wawas, Dunkin' Donuts, a turkey farm, cranky old people, and a guy who pushes a shopping cart full of cans down Route 113. We also had a brothel disguised as a massage parlor (gee, who saw that coming?) until those pushy Mennonites had it closed down. They replaced it with a hairdresser which gives away free beer, though. So it's not a total loss. Oh, yeah...we also apparently have hills.
ReplyDeleteOur motto: "Hilltown: The Way Life Should Be. If You Have Low Standards"